Wednesday, April 22, 2009

EMERGENCY HOT POST! EMERGENCY HOT POST!

Today is not a good day for many of us. There is something nasty in the air filling us with blah. There's discontent and bad moods everywhere.

Such times call for desperate measures. We're going hitman. SHIRTLESS hitman.

So here is a whole post full of shirtless Jason Statham. Because we need it. LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND.

POW!


BAM!


WHAM!


KABOOM!


KABLAM!


BOOM!


RAH!


I feel better now.

10 comments:

The Caustic Critic said...

THANK YOU.

You have no idea how much I needed that today.

Unknown said...

Gracias Figgs, era justo y necesario, mmm q hombre

jamiepants said...

HEY! What the hell is that shirt doing up there?!

Figgy said...

Jamie, waiting for some teeth TO RIP IT OFF.

*ahem*

amanda said...

He's dreamy. By dreamy, I mean I could lick him for hours.

Lainey said...

Mmmm, FREEDOM-Y!

Thanks, figster!

Genevieve Burgess said...

The one glaring flaw in Snatch is that Statham spends the entire movie clothed. He and Brad Pitt could've had a hot abs contest and all of us would be the winner.

Jeremy Feist said...

Figs, darling, have I ever told you that I loved you?

sBarbarella said...

Holy smokes. I think my heart stopped. Crank...there's that ring. ;)

Anonymous said...

Sainthood nomination in 3...2...