In this edition of the Sunday Hot Post (it makes you happy before Monday!), I give you the men of Lost.
If you watch Lost, you know that it's a mind-buggery of a great show. And you also know that someone up there in casting had the brilliant idea to cast a sleuth of ridiculously good looking people to run around shirtless and sweaty for 40 minutes every week. We are very thankful. If you don't watch the show, don't worry. I'm sure you'll appreciate the post. There's something for everybody on Craphole Island!
1. Naveen Andrews
We start with my favorite. Sayid is the baddest mother on the Island. He's smart, dark and mysterious, and talks with a killer british accent. He also has fantastic hair that looks good wet, dry or all straightened out when he cleans up. It's perfect!
Another one, you say? OK!
2. Josh Holloway
Sawyer is the bad boy of the Island. He's sarcastic, talks in a dirty-south drawl and comes up with clever nicknames. And I think it's part of his contract that he should be shirtless 90% of the time. We don't mind.
And he has dimples? Come ON. That's not even fair.
4. Daniel Dae Kim
His character, Jin, is a devoted--if slightly possessive at first--husband, smart and reliable and doesn't take crap from anybody.
5. Henry Ian Cusick:
Him and Sayid fight it out for Most Luscious Man-Locks on the Island.
You, um, forgot a button...oh, never mind.
5. Nestor Carbonell
No one really knows who his character Richard is. He's a mystery. He appears to be immortal. And, for some magical, reason, he seems to have been BORN WITH EYELINER (someone on the show even called him EYELINER MAN). It is very hot. And he's hot.
Oh, wait I almost forgot someone.
Well, not really. But, ok here's a picture of Jack, played by Matthew Fox:
AHAHA! NO, JUST KIDDING.
No one likes Jack.