Sunday, April 19, 2009

The Sunday Hot Post: The Men of Lost

In this edition of the Sunday Hot Post (it makes you happy before Monday!), I give you the men of Lost.

If you watch Lost, you know that it's a mind-buggery of a great show. And you also know that someone up there in casting had the brilliant idea to cast a sleuth of ridiculously good looking people to run around shirtless and sweaty for 40 minutes every week. We are very thankful. If you don't watch the show, don't worry. I'm sure you'll appreciate the post. There's something for everybody on Craphole Island!

1. Naveen Andrews

We start with my favorite. Sayid is the baddest mother on the Island. He's smart, dark and mysterious, and talks with a killer british accent. He also has fantastic hair that looks good wet, dry or all straightened out when he cleans up. It's perfect!

Another one, you say? OK!


2. Josh Holloway

Sawyer is the bad boy of the Island. He's sarcastic, talks in a dirty-south drawl and comes up with clever nicknames. And I think it's part of his contract that he should be shirtless 90% of the time. We don't mind.

And he has dimples? Come ON. That's not even fair.

4. Daniel Dae Kim

His character, Jin, is a devoted--if slightly possessive at first--husband, smart and reliable and doesn't take crap from anybody.

Shirtlessness abounds.

One more:

5. Henry Ian Cusick:

Him and Sayid fight it out for Most Luscious Man-Locks on the Island.

You, um, forgot a button...oh, never mind.

5. Nestor Carbonell

No one really knows who his character Richard is. He's a mystery. He appears to be immortal. And, for some magical, reason, he seems to have been BORN WITH EYELINER (someone on the show even called him EYELINER MAN). It is very hot. And he's hot.



Oh, wait I almost forgot someone.

Well, not really. But, ok here's a picture of Jack, played by Matthew Fox:


No one likes Jack.

Goodnight, everybody!


cindy said...

This is too much delicousness for one night figgy. I can't breathe.

jM said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Jack. Nobody loves you.

Dammit, I can't see half of them! Though I've probably already seen them all through, um, past research.

Mmmmm. Bearded Des is the hotness. And Sayid. Sigh. I would tear that man to pieces.

I think the Smoke Monster should start ripping off shirts. It's to keep the island safe.

Figgylicious said...

jM: I've fixed all of the links that were broken, so now you can enjoy the whole post ;)

I think that would be a fantastic use for the Smoke Monster.

Cynthia said...

dude! i really need to read your site more often so i can comment on each separate post rather than doing what i'm going to do now:

a. the wicked broadway show was quite good.

b. you should have picked ender's game for the sci-fi read (you should read it anyway, i'd be interested to see if there is any way to break through your sci-fi aversion).

c. i seem to recall many episodes where sayid basically gets his butt handed to him...but i haven't seen the last season...perhaps he gets better

Anna von Beaverplatz said...

Mmmmm Daniel Dae Kim. Mmm all of them, actually. And also Miles.

No wonder I watch this show even though I frequently have no idea what's happening...

P.S. figgy, you're the bestest!

Figgylicious said...

cynthia: I really, really want to watch the Wicked show. It looks kind of silly and completely different from the book, but I love the soundtrack and listen to it all the time.

I thought of reading Ender's Game later.

AvB: you're welcome :D

Megan said...


Figgylicious said...

megan: ew.