As the name implies, every Sunday (because we all need something to brace us for the upcoming week) I will be posting a "column" dedicated to the best of the ridiculously good looking people out there. Because I can, because I want to, and because everyone likes looking at pretty people. It's my blog and I'll indulge if I want to.
so, to start us off, I present...
Five Hottest Men Currently Working in TV: The Figgy Edition*
*For all intents and purposes this means you're wrong and I'm right.
In order of hotness:
1. Jon Hamm (Mad Men, 30 Rock)
I've already expanded on the subject of the lovely Mr Hamm before. His recent appearances on 30 Rock have only made him seem more charming, more ridiculously handsome, and most important of all, more likeable. He doesn't seem to have any of that self-loving swagger that so many "hot" celebrities carry around. He's funny, smart, and refreshingly approachable. Of course, this last just means he'd probably be easier to stalk.
2. Naveen Andrews (Lost)
There is no one who could kick more ass than Sayid does. Not only is he a righteous badass with a sensitive side, but he's also the smartest man on Craphole Island, and refuses to take bullshit from stupid Jack the eternal crybaby, or anyone else. Andrews plays the role perfectly, making Sayid one of the best and most complex characters on the show. And the best thing about him? He spends almost the entirety of the show wearing tiny, tightly-fitting shirts and permanently sexy wet hair.
3. Josh Holloway (Lost)
The dimples. The hair. The accent. The almost constant shirtlessness on Lost. What more can you want? I used to hate Sawyer, but Holloway makes him impossible to hate. He's turned what could be a cliche character into a surprisingly complex one, still irritating but hilarious, a charming smartass who is also ridiculously hot. He's a great actor, too, and the latest episode of Lost was possibly his best work yet.
4. Nathan Fillion (Castle)
Despite the stench of Whedon about him, Fillion has charmed his way into my cold, yet mushy heart. The man is not only cute as hell, but he's got a massive likeability factor that really should make him go mainstream soon. That grin of his.
I hate that this almost makes me want to watch more Firefly. Almost
5. Eric Dane (Grey's Anatomy)
Let me get this out of the way first: Grey's Anatomy is a lousy show. It started out soapy-good, but has lately turned into unending melodrama and annoying characters. But I watch it on reruns, or at least the episodes I can stomach. And through them all it's not Patrick Dempsey who stands out. He's boring. Boring like a piece of toast. No, it's Eric Dane as Mark (McSteamy, though I hate writing that word) who steals just about every scene he's in. He plays a sexy, womanizing cad and plays him damn well, and it helps that he's shirtless a lot of the time. A lot. And he's sexy, did I mention that?
Jamie Bamber (BSG)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Grey's Anatomy)
Gordon Ramsay (Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares)
Adrian Pasdar (Heroes)
That's my list.
Anyone you'd exclude? include?