Things That Piss Me Off (#1)
Calling me out of the blue for the first time in months (during which you've completely ignored my existence), pretending to be all chummy and BFFs, only to ask me for a favor. Then, expect me to do it for you willingly and happily, after which you can just go back to ignoring me until you need me again.
Screw you. I'd help you, but you lost me when you acted like you had just seen me yesterday and like you were really concerned about my well-being when all you needed was to use me. That's not friendship, that's just using people for your convenience.
I'm not an idiot, so don't be a hypocrite. I hate hypocrites.