Sorry, Christian Bale. You know I adore you, but..
Does YOUR Batman have an assorted line of OCEANIC REPELLENT BAT SPRAYS? FOR BARRACUDAS? That make SHARKS EXPLODE? SHARK REPELLENT BAT SPRAY?
I don't think so!
TAKE THAT, NOLAN! YEAAAAAAAAAH!
(ps: Bat. Ladder. It has a LABEL. FUCK YEAH!)