At Sofia's insistence:
Scourge the internet for the TACKIEST things you can find.
These are my first two submissions (and as Godtopus is my witness, I shall find more):
Because nothing, NOTHING is more tacky to me than someone wearing truly heinous clothes in public and thinking they're the classiest, most enviable things in the universe. It's precious.
Not only is this a marvel of tackyness and sluthood, but a miracle of gravity as well.
And now, to look around the internet for something I remember being the most horrible piece of home decoration I have EVER seen. ONWARDS!