Time for more short, half-assed reviews. This one I "wrote" while reading the book, because I was so angry at so many things and I just decided to take notes on things that made me angry about it. Here's the result. It makes no sense, but it boils down the book to the essentials. It's terrible, too long and meandering and I didn't give a damn about anything in it. Definitely the lowest point in the series.
-Going over the same topics over and over and over and over again. Get the fuck OVER it.
-Roger and Brianna are fucking boring.
-Brianna is a spoiled, selfish brat.
-nothing happens for at least 200 pages. NOTHING.
-300 pages and they haven't fucking left
-brianna is the type of hag that gets angry at the slightest thing then angrier that everyone doesn't immediately know why she's angry. then she starts swearing like a moron. helpful. why the hell does Roger love her so much? there is nothing redeemable about her
-roger is an incompetent asswipe, getting himself captured TWICE for being an interfering nitwit.
-after the 15th time one of these people gets in trouble or is nearly killed, it's really fucking monotonous. either REALLY kill one of them or just fuck off with the near deaths.
-snake bite. bear attack. hanging. for fuck's sake, woman. leave these people alone or just KILL THEM ALREADY.
-someone needs to go back through these novels and figure out how many times the men just stand there looking longingly at the women doing whatever. That's all they ever seem to do when they're not in MORTAL DANGER.
-christ. it's been like 20 pages of them dealing with a snake bite.
-holy fucking cow, two pages on blood types. WHAT THE HELL
At this point I gave up and just started skipping pages like crazy. Horrible, horrible book. No one should read it. Either stop at the one before this or skip to the next one. Jeebus on a piece of toast, this was terrible. Someone stop this woman.